Pennies&Magic
A sampling of the latest package (thanks, Mum!) delivered by Mr. Postal Guy:
Clockwise from top left:
Origami paper, to coax out the inner-crafty-folder lying dormant in us all
Rolls of pennies for the kids (I think my mum is funding Em's future dinner complaints)
Okay, so these look like just rocks, but they are not just rocks. They are *magic* rocks. When you put them in your mouth, they abscond their rockhood and become chocolate. My theory: they were created by some guy who was sick of his coworkers robbing his candy stash. Now he can set a very zen-like bowl of decorative (chocolate) rocks in his cubicle, and sneak a couple every now and then when everyone else is busy telemarketing toothpaste insurance. Hey, it could happen.
Clockwise from top left:
Origami paper, to coax out the inner-crafty-folder lying dormant in us all
Rolls of pennies for the kids (I think my mum is funding Em's future dinner complaints)
Okay, so these look like just rocks, but they are not just rocks. They are *magic* rocks. When you put them in your mouth, they abscond their rockhood and become chocolate. My theory: they were created by some guy who was sick of his coworkers robbing his candy stash. Now he can set a very zen-like bowl of decorative (chocolate) rocks in his cubicle, and sneak a couple every now and then when everyone else is busy telemarketing toothpaste insurance. Hey, it could happen.
posted by nic at 12:15 PM
1 Comments:
LOL...in that case, you'll need to start mailing rolls of quarters. That 50 cent roll will only buy him two complaints...
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